OMG. Harry Potter Pick-up Lines

These things are hysterical.

Magic Pick-up lines:
Show me your Nimbus 2000 and I’ll show you my Chamber of Secrets.
Hey baby, how about I be the Seeker so I can get your Snitch?
I want to put your wand in my leaky cauldron.
Did you escape from Azkaban, becasue my Dementor wants to give you a kiss.
How about you and me bang bludgers later?
The Sorting Hat has spoken and it says I belong in your bed.
Forget Wingardium Leviosa; I’ve got my own spell to raise that wand of yours.
Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?
I’ll have you Hufflepuffing by the end of my Parseltongue session.
You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

The person (prolly a guy) who came out with such (intelligent) nonsenses is a genius in his own (kinky) way.

the awesicles of the National Day Preview

boshy (:

This small white fluffy polarbear never fail to make me laugh till my tummy aches (the aches are really worth it!).

(:

okay, off for my claypot dinner. (the burnt smell is ___!)

the exotic taste bud

1. Broad Beans pizza flavour

2. Curry green peas mixed cracker sticks

p/s: the Thai food fair over at Plaza Singapura is not a letdown at all.

pp/s: Last project for the semester is due tmr noon. im excited to start and wrap it up! canyoutellcanyoutell?

GASP! IM EXCITED, VERYMUCH!

Tim Burton's film adaptation of Alice In Wonderland isn't out until next year, but if the promo photos are any indication, it's going to be the most visually arresting, luxurious Alice yet. Here's a look at how new Alice stacks up against older Alices from a fashion perspective.

1. Alice

The new Alice is played by 19 year old Mia Wasikowska. From the looks of her outfit--a slightly-longer than tea-length gown, white booties, fingerless gloves--in this photo, the film will be returning to Alice In Wonderland's Victorian roots. Her dress resembles cartoon Disney Alice's frock, but owes more in feel and attitude to Arthur Rackham's haunting, Earthy vision of Alice. Also, I just noticed this, but look how chubby cartoon Alice's calves are compared to her arms. Also glad that Wasikowska-Alice isn't a super-blonde blonde.

2. Tweedledee & Tweedledum



Maybe it's the black and white prison stripe shirts, but Burton must have been channeling the Addams Family when he did his version of Dee and Dum. Matt Lucas plays both of them. They look menacing and slightly Mongoloid in this illustration--you wouldn't want to be running into this pair on the playground anytime soon. Disney's cartoon twins in their bright, primary color jumpers look like effete clowns by comparison. Tenniel's twins look like thugs.

3. Mad Hatter

Johnny Depp was all but born to play this role. Or rather, it's a role he's been playing for film after film after film now. Looks like he's a redhead in Tim Burton's flick. He's also way more psychedelic and frightening than either Sir John Tenniel's imagining of the Mad Hatter or Disney's portly, nebbishy Mad Hatter (who by comparison looks like he is on his way to a congressional hearing instead of a tea party). The pink sash around the hat and pink shirt peeping out from behind the wacky cravat are a nice touch. Why does pink on guys always connote crazy? I expect we'll be seeing a lot of this on Halloween and at cosplay conventions.

4. The Red Queen

Loving the heart-shaped geisha style lipstick on Helena Bonham Carter's pasty white face. The candy apple red hair--also a nice touch. The crisp white collar winging up from the bodice of her blue velvet gown is a nifty homage to cartoon Disney Red Queen. I like that she's not decked out in head-to-toe red and that her gown isn't a giant heart card. And that she's not mannish and butch like both cartoon Disney and Tenniel's Red Queen. Women in power--especially the violent, vicious ones--are sexy these days.

5. The White Queen

There was no White Queen in Disney's animated version of Alice In Wonderland. The White Queen is a character who appeared in Lewis Carroll's sequel Though the Looking-Glass. Anne Hathaway plays her in Burton's film. She looks amazing and sort of like what every girl wishes she looked like at prom, or at her wedding. And wow, that blood red lipstick against all the white! Will her gown have those puffy white Michelin Man rings around the skirt? One can only hope.

P/S: Tim Burton amazing piece of work, once again. adding on Johnny (sexy) depp as Mad Hatter, together with Anne hathaway. I daresay this is gonna be a big hit come next year. (:

The Tales Of Beetle The Bard

Went Kovan for a hearty breakfast with Val. Yes, I said breakfast. We were on our way to school for project consultation with the teacher (gosh! Whats his name?!) and somehow, the whole class seems to be missing, including the teacher. (according to nat and eliza who were on time for lesson!) so where is everyone?!

The wanton noodle is mouth-watering (of course, look at the queue!) the gossiping (bitching) is even better. (:

I walked out of Popular with an unpaid book. (HOW?!) Sometimes, I feel like killing myself for being so ditzy. I intended (really!) to buy “THE TALES OF BEEDLE THE BARD BY JK ROWLING” to add to my HARRYPOTTER collection. (I think im overly excited about Potter, again. But who doesn’t? okay, maybe its just me.) sigh. Amidst all the bitching, whining and indulging in my Venezia Tartufo icecream(too good, seriously), somehow I just plain forgot that the book is in my hand. And the sensors are not working! (whpew, or not? I don’t know.) ohwell, its only when the Watson sensor started buzzing (so loudly!) in my ears, that I realized im holding a book that is worth 22.90.

And so I got a book for free. (heheheheheh!)

p/s: checked my IM result a moment ago. I cant believe im that brainless, the result is out one week ago and I checked it but somehow I didn’t absorb the fact that it is my grades. I thought it is some senseless futile numbers. Haha. I gt 16/20. Whoohoo. Higher than what I expected. Look like woodlands library do me good, all the time.

and so i say...

1. we cycled for four (freaking) hours. all the way from East Coast to Changi. we rented the bike for an hour. and the uncle gave us another two more hours free (strange marketing strategy) and a bottle of water(good move, im impressed!) still, we exceeded by one hour. seriously ah!

2. Ken wears transition glasses! its amusing seeing how it works. it acts as a shades when he is under the sun. and clear when it is getting dark. and so the colour of the lenses is like ever-changing for the whole day. such great invention!

3. Ken brought poncho along, in case it rains. (Damn uncle!)

4. my legs are still as wobbly as jelly now. (i can feel it in my bones that I had a great workout!)

5. and so i say, i dont need Felix Felicis (a lucky potion in the HarryPotter's world) to make my ordinary day extraordinary!

(:

hello black pig ramen

honestly, i still prefer the (uber) yummy ramen at Clarke Quay Central. (cant seem to remember the name of the restaurant, but i'll never forget where it is ,which is good enough!)

this black pig is not too bad, but somehow the texture of the noodles doesnt seem to match up to my favourite ramen stall. (thats explains why it is my favourite!) but ohwell, the black pig is really tasty, very tender and (luckily, whpew!) it is not black in colour. imagine chewing a slice of black (colour) piggy. will it be tastier, not?

heavyheart= By the feeling of the amount of things on it

maLtidadada. says:
i like the way you define "heavyheart"
EUSOFF TO THE FORE. says:
haha
lots of things and people sitting on top of it..
maLtidadada. says:
it just hit me on the spot, you see
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p/s: you are damn witty, why ah? haha.

beamed

the dinner after three years was surprisingly comfortable.
Thanks for the laughters, mr geisha (:

p/s: cycling soon!

the vending machine

I spotted a vending machine on my way home.

I stared at it slightly more than a sec, and smiled to myself.
This might sound crazy, but I was really excited.
There are tons of crackers and snacks inside. And somehow, it looks a tad more lip-smacking than those selling at the mama shop.
I dropped 70cents, punched in D3 and tada, out comes a packet of cheezels!
The “pongbongkonk” sound really entices me in a way.
I started to search my whole bag for coins. (I looked uber unglam, like some starving primary school kid)
I found about two dollars worth of coins. (:
And so, I went home with a packet of cheezels, rollercoaster and J&J chips.
One packet of snack from the vending machine cost me 70cents, one identical packet from the mama shop cost the most 50cents.
Still, im deliriously contented with my prized possessions. (I half expected the machine to conk out; from all the terrible experiences I had with vending machines since primary school days.)

hello free cones day.

p/s: its time to give my mirror a good clean wipe. (:

Harder than you know

You said this could only get better
There's no rush cause we have each other
You said this would last forever
But now I doubt if I was your only lover

Are we just lost in time?
I wonder if your love is the same
Cause I am not over you

Baby, dont talk to me
I'm trying to let go
Not loving you is harder than you know
Cause girl, your driving me so crazy

psychic phenomena

This may sound really silly. But I was once an avid horoscope signs reader (I gt plently of horoscopes book at home!). and some moments ago, I was absorbed by the whole supernatural stuff. again.

teeeheee.

I want a Pisces boy. okay. no. I need a cute Pisces boy. (: